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An Evening of Dinner and Murder Mystery On The Western Maryland Scenic Railroad- "Par for The Corpse" The 1959 American Golf Association (AGA) season is winding down, and controversy abounds on the eve of the championship tournament. Superstar golfer Arnold Driver is, of course, the favorite to win a record 10th AGA title, but a women’s group is threatening to boycott the AGA Championship. The association is refusing to allow the top female golfer in the nation to compete on the men’s tour. Perhaps that’s because “Big Bertha” Woods could actually win. After all, she’s undefeated on the women’s tour, and can hit the ball a country mile. Gertrude Stiffnagle of the “National Organization for Female Supremacy” says the group’s members will protest at the golf course, and disrupt everything from the national telecast to the tournament itself unless women are allowed to participate with the men. That’s a nightmare scenario for AGA Public Relations Director Bert E. Eagle, whose job is to make sure everything goes flawlessly during the tournament. Security chief Eddie Parr will also have his work cut out for him, but it’s all “Par for the Corpse.”

Murder Mystery with the Fowl Players of Perryville at Madigan's Waterfront in Occoquan Virginia! It’s 1955, and wealthy automobile magnate Sven Fürdenterder is about to unveil his company’s latest innovation that will change America forever. It’s a car with an engine that needs no gasoline, but instead runs on some mysterious alternative fuel. Considering that researcher Otto Mobile is the brains behind the new engine breakthrough, you would think that he would be happier about it, but Otto seems to be very worried about something. This new engine could turn out to be wonderful news for American drivers, but it is potentially devastating for Sloan Crude, President of the Helpers of the Oil & Gas Industry. HOGI is a lobbying group that is paid millions each year to further the cause of fossil fuels in Congress. A.C. Chevler also has grave concerns about the rumors of an alternative fuel engine, since it could bankrupt Chevler Industries, America’s #1 automaker. Security is tight as Sven Fürdenterder prepares to make his grand announcement, so don’t be surprised to see private eye Johnny Detroit patrolling the perimeter

Join us for a Father's Day Brunch on Maryland Party Boat!! -

We begin Boarding at 11:30 am and set sail from 12 - 2:30pm. Menu buffet style Chicken and Pulled pork sandwiches, mac and cheese, coleslaw, salad, fruit water coffee and tea included with ticket. No outside beverages please, there will be a cash bar to purchase all other beverages. Each child or infant needs to be accompanied by an adult.

“The Donny and Gare Show" Let’s take a trip back to the 1970’s- to the wonderful world of 1970’s variety shows! The top show in the country is the wildly popular Donny and Gare Variety Show, but is everything as good behind the scenes as it appears on stage? Will squabbles and pay disputes break up the duo of Donny Johnson and Gare Bear? Could these disputes cause Donny to consider a departure from the duo to work with Sharky Tanker? And who is the crazed fan, Darla Rascal, who keeps showing up backstage and what does she know? Watch and find out- and help security officer Eddie Eiffel keep order over this backstage drama!!

“Cosine: A Tangent for Murder"Smarty is having a party, and you’re invited. The brightest minds of our community gather once a week to commiserate and pontificate on the issues of the day. It takes a big brain to be accepted into the Cosine Club. You have to score in the top 1% in the world on an IQ test. With such strict guidelines, some wonder how Cosine Club Founder Q. Bert Cosine can be a member. No one questions the IQ of Cosine Club President Sara Bellum, but she seems distracted by a financial problem. Is Cosine Club Treasurer P.J. Stackmoney up to no good? With all of this controversy, one has to wonder why Montessori University Professor Albert Bright would want to join the Cosine Club, but he is determined to prove himself worthy. It’s about the only thing he hasn’t accomplished. Bright is considered the world’s foremost authority on laser technology (he runs the Laser Lab at MU). Meanwhile, security guard Max L. Smart is here to make sure that everyone present is a genius, so you might have to take a pop quiz. Be ready for anything, because tonight, Cosine is a Tangent for Murder…

It’s 1955, and wealthy automobile magnate Sven Fürdenterder is about to unveil his company’s latest innovation that will change America forever. It’s a car with an engine that needs no gasoline, but instead runs on some mysterious alternative fuel. Considering that researcher Otto Mobile is the brains behind the new engine breakthrough, you would think that he would be happier about it, but Otto seems to be very worried about something. This new engine could turn out to be wonderful news for American drivers, but it is potentially devastating for Sloan Crude, President of the Helpers of the Oil & Gas Industry. HOGI is a lobbying group that is paid millions each year to further the cause of fossil fuels in Congress. A.C. Chevler also has grave concerns about the rumors of an alternative fuel engine, since it could bankrupt Chevler Industries, America’s #1 automaker. Security is tight as Sven Fürdenterder prepares to make his grand announcement, so don’t be surprised to see private eye Johnny Detroit patrolling the perimeter

Mothers' Day Brunch aboard Maryland Party Boat-

We begin Boarding at 11:30 am and set sail from 12 - 2:30pm. Menu brunch buffet: scrambled eggs, sausage, sliced ham, mac and cheese, coleslaw, salad, fruit, water, mimosas, coffee and tea included with ticket. No outside beverages please, there will be a cash bar to purchase all other beverages. Each child or infant needs to be accompanied by an adult.

"Silver Screen Screams" The Directors Glib Awards, (Canned Film Festivus), a competition that began with 100 entrants, has come down to the final three 3 directors. They include Drew Lotts, a quirky amateur, Stevie Spielbored, the ‘famous’ director who looks down their nose at others, and Cinder Burns, a psychotic movie maker who puts their actors in dangerous and inappropriate situations. The organizer, Selly Lloyd, is under pressure from the board, and from some (shady) investors to make this a big success. Lloyd’s security chief, Tippy “Thunder” Briggs, a wanna-be action star, is a bit high strung and sensitive about their name, but is tasked with keeping order. You are here to view their submissions and recognize the top up and coming director in the horror/fantasy genre for this year! In addition to the accolades, there is a $5 million prize for the winner toward their next film. Is 5 million worth killing for? Can there be a winner in this bunch of losers?

"Foul Play" It's the night before the start of the 1932 World Series between the Chattanooga Chasers and the New York Yankees. The Chasers are on a train bound for New York, but the mood is far from the celebration one might expect. Team owner Homer (H.R.) Doubleday is considering ordering the benching of his team's star player, Moose Macker. It seems that Moose has a clause in his contract that will pay him $10,000 if the Chasers win the World Series. With Moose, the Chasers are a lock to topple the Yankees. Without him, the team is doomed. Also on the train is the team's accountant, Jackson (Jackie) Bean, who seems to be nervous about something. Also accompanying the team on its trek to the Big Apple is sportswriter Max (Maxine) Banner and Dick (Daisy) Ironside, Moose's personal bodyguard.

This is 1954, the Golden Age of Television! On Thursday evenings at 7:00 PM, all of America turns their TV to the Silverstone Universal Network (SUN) to watch “The $100,000 Answer”. The show’s Hostess is none other than that fabulous former dancing cigarette sweetheart, the one and only Chastity White. The current winning contestant is Professor Klinkenhoffer of the Ethics and Law department at Stanford. Not everyone loves the show, as network head and CEO Silverstone is about to find out, when confronted with dissatisfied former contestant Chance Nelson. Chance has involved the FCC and they have sent FBI Agent Bluesteel to investigate the accusations, here on a promotional tour.

It's a big week in the world of Pro Tennis. It is once again time for one of the most famous events in tennis- The Simpleton Tennis Tournament! Famed Announcer Coward Hosell is on hand to broadcast the festivities, and League Commissioner Dulaney Volley plans some major announcements for the sport; some potentially great news for Hal of Fame player Arthur Rashe and Hal of Fame Candidate Martinia Havanova! Head of Security- Officer Perry Ville has his hands full, trying to keep things safe and orderly during this heavily attended event!

Tonight is a very special night indeed! The very famous Italian Chef Appletini is here to introduce a new dish that will knock your socks off and has picked you to be the first ones to try it. It will be televised, so if all goes well, there may be a new TV show for Appletini, at least that’s what his manager Sexonda Beach hopes. A new show means money, and money means Beach can get a cut of the dough. Of course, Appletini goes nowhere without his faithful sous chef B.Alexander, who aids him with all things wonderful in the kitchen. Then, there is Tom Collins, the event planner, who was a contestant on Appletini’s “Chef Flambe’” reality show. Will Appletini remember him? Collins certainly hopes so. Of course, Appletini has a bit of a temper and can be quite the diva, so there is security tonight, just in case.

t's a big week in the world of Pro Tennis. It is once again time for one of the most famous events in tennis- The Simpleton Tennis Tournament! Famed Announcer Coward Hosell is on hand to broadcast the festivities, and League Commissioner Dulaney Volley plans some major announcements for the sport; some potentially great news for Hal of Fame player Arthur Rashe and Hal of Fame Candidate Martinia Havanova! Head of Security- Officer Perry Ville has his hands full, trying to keep things safe and orderly during this heavily attended event!

Fans of the “Larry Leprechaun Show” are breathing a big sigh of relief. The beloved host of the show was arrested last year and sent to prison for 20 years for armed bank robbery. The good news is that the replacement host has taken the show to new heights, adding dances and songs that have driven ratings higher than ever. The show’s director is thrilled since good ratings equal job security and even hired the ex-bank teller, who was the victim of last year’s bank robbery, as a production assistant. Despite news of a local escaped prisoner and the presence of an FBI Special Agent, things couldn’t be better for the “Lets Talk About Love Show”, as the cast & crew gather for a promotional train tour through the state. Little does anyone know that it could all fall apart at any time because…I Know What You Did Last St Patrick's Day.

Enjoy and evening of fine dining and Murder Mystery on The Western Maryland Scenic Railroad with the Fowl Players of Perryville!! Show is "Dangerous Toys" It’s that time of the year again! Everyone is getting ready for Christmas Shopping, after all, it is February, and all of the Halloween products are long put away!) and the latest, greatest, hottest toys are being announced by Dan Gerous Toys, Inc. in time for the season! However- there are major safety concerns that have been voiced by a well- known consumer advocate
based on test data she somehow obtained. The chief counsel and official spokesperson for the toy giant., is there to “address all concerns” about the company, and “put the public’s mind at ease”. Meanwhile- a small independent toymaker deeply concerned about the toy giant putting their much smaller, local company, out of business with their massive marketing and distribution budget Help the Head of Security maintain order and keep an eye out for any sinister acts and security concerns!

Deadly Rogues & The Murder at the Swan Feb. 15th, Doors & Cash Bar Open 6:15, Seating @ 7 The Pavilion at the Vandiver (aka "The Swan") ​ Tucked away in a back alley hides an intimate speakeasy nicknamed the Swan that caters to all manner of characters trying to get ahead. But illicit booze is not the only thing this speakeasy is hiding, and when each character turns out to be a rogue who is ready to do whatever it takes to survive tensions will build and the night will end in murder. Come and watch as the story unfolds, secrets come to light and solve the murder at the Swan (aka The Vandiver Speakeasy). ​ Rogue Swan has partnered with The Fowl Players of Perryville to put on their first ever murder mystery, with their signature Rogue twist! There will be live jazz music, an amazing meal prepared by award winning Chef Susan and, of course, lots of comedy, mystery and drama performed by some of your favorite members of Rogue Swan and guest performances by two members of the Fowl Players. What a fun and unique alternative for Valentine's!

Your ticket includes: Dinner Murder Mystery Jazz & Gratuity!

The Fowl Players Of Perryville will be performing at a fundraiser for The Dolly Parton Imagination Library The show is "I Know What You Did Last Valentine's Day" Fans of the “Let’s Talk About Love Show” are breathing a big sigh of relief. The beloved host of the show was arrested last year and sent to prison for 20 years for armed bank robbery. The good news is that the replacement host has taken the show to new heights, adding dances and songs that have driven ratings higher than ever. The show’s director is thrilled since good ratings equal job security and even hired the ex-bank teller, who was the victim of last year’s bank robbery, as a production assistant. Despite news of a local escaped prisoner and the presence of an FBI Special Agent, things couldn’t be better for the “Lets Talk About Love Show”, as the cast & crew gather for a promotional train tour through the state. Little does anyone know that it could all fall apart at any time because…I Know What You Did Last Valentines Day. Please join Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library of Cecil County for a special night out to celebrate your love of literacy at our Valentine Murder Mystery Dinner.

Bring your sweetheart, your BFF, or your whole crew, as long as they’re 21+ for this Adult-only event.

Happy hour appetizers greet you when you enter. Cash Bar available through the evening. Delicious dinner prepared by Your Personal Chef Catering of Rising Sun. Entertainment by Fowl Players of Perryville.

All proceeds from this event will fund quality, age-appropriate books sent monthly to Cecil County preschoolers from the world’s largest and most successful book-gifting program.

Enjoy and evening of fine dining and Murder Mystery on The Western Maryland Scenic Railroad with the Fowl Players of Perryville!!

"I Know What You Did Last Valentine's Day" Fans of the “Let’s Talk About Love Show” are breathing a big sigh of relief. The beloved host of the show was arrested last year and sent to prison for 20 years for armed bank robbery. The good news is that the replacement host has taken the show to new heights, adding dances and songs that have driven ratings higher than ever. The show’s director is thrilled since good ratings equal job security and even hired the ex-bank teller, who was the victim of last year’s bank robbery, as a production assistant. Despite news of a local escaped prisoner and the presence of an FBI Special Agent, things couldn’t be better for the “Lets Talk About Love Show”, as the cast & crew gather for a promotional train tour through the state. Little does anyone know that it could all fall apart at any time because…I Know What You Did Last Valentines Day.

Join us for an evening of fine dining and Murder Mystery on The Western Maryland Scenic Railroad with The Fowl Players of Perryville!!! "You Auto Be Dead" It’s 1955, and a wealthy automobile magnate is about to unveil his company’s latest innovation that will change America forever. It’s a car with an engine that needs no gasoline, but instead runs on some mysterious alternative fuel. Considering that his top researcher is the brains behind the new engine breakthrough, you would think that he would be happier about it, but the researcher seems to be very worried about something. This new engine could turn out to be wonderful news for American drivers, but it is potentially devastating for the Petroleum industry. A rival automaker also has grave concerns about the rumors of an alternative fuel engine, since it could bankrupt their company, which is America’s #1 automaker. Security is tight as the public awaits this grand announcement, so don’t be surprised to see extra security patrolling the premises.

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Big changes are taking place at a small local television channel. A desire to compete with bigger networks by new station owner and General Manager G.I. Lovecash has prompted changes that have shaken up the whole staff at WMRB TV in Baltimore, MD. The network once prided itself on wholesome family oriented programming with shows such as the Grecian Gourmet with Chef Georgiou Georgioupolis. However, Lovecash plans to shake up the lineup to more scary and shocking programming with a new show hosted by Goria de Vamp, “the Gothic Goddess” who has been surrounded by controversy her entire career because of the raunchy, gory movies she shows and her outlandish, graphic, and over the top stunts she performs in between segments, all in the name of ratings. Meanwhile, station accountant and mail room clerk Ida Beancounter has been noticing some peculiarities in financial reports, strange invoices coming to the station, and missing petty cash. She has enlisted the help of Private Investigator Al O'Gainey to perform surveillance around the station and to report any unusual occurrences.

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Big changes are taking place at a small local television channel. A desire to compete with bigger networks by new station owner and General Manager G.I. Lovecash has prompted changes that have shaken up the whole staff at WMRB TV in Baltimore, MD. The network once prided itself on wholesome family oriented programming with shows such as the Grecian Gourmet with Chef Georgiou Georgioupolis. However, Lovecash plans to shake up the lineup to more scary and shocking programming with a new show hosted by Goria de Vamp, “the Gothic Goddess” who has been surrounded by controversy her entire career because of the raunchy, gory movies she shows and her outlandish, graphic, and over the top stunts she performs in between segments, all in the name of ratings. Meanwhile, station accountant and mail room clerk Ida Beancounter has been noticing some peculiarities in financial reports, strange invoices coming to the station, and missing petty cash. She has enlisted the help of Private Investigator Anthony “Ant” Tenna to perform surveillance around the station and to report any unusual occurrences.

Big changes are taking place at a small local television channel. A desire to compete with bigger networks by new station owner and General Manager G.I. Lovecash has prompted changes that have shaken up the whole staff at WMRB TV in Baltimore, MD. The network once prided itself on wholesome family oriented programming with shows such as the Grecian Gourmet with Chef Georgiou Georgioupolis. However, Lovecash plans to shake up the lineup to more scary and shocking programming with a new show hosted by Goria de Vamp, “the Gothic Goddess” who has been surrounded by controversy her entire career because of the raunchy, gory movies she shows and her outlandish, graphic, and over the top stunts she performs in between segments, all in the name of ratings. Meanwhile, station accountant and mail room clerk Ida Beancounter has been noticing some peculiarities in financial reports, strange invoices coming to the station, and missing petty cash. She has enlisted the help of Private Investigator Anthony “Ant” Tenna to perform surveillance around the station and to report any unusual occurrences.

The Fowl Players of Perryville Murder Mystery on the Western Maryland Scenic Railroad The Late Late Late Show

Big changes are taking place at a small local television channel. A desire to compete with bigger networks by new station owner and General Manager G.I. Lovecash has prompted changes that have shaken up the whole staff at WMRB TV in Baltimore, MD. The network once prided itself on wholesome family oriented programming with shows such as the Grecian Gourmet with Chef Georgiou Georgioupolis. However, Lovecash plans to shake up the lineup to more scary and shocking programming with a new show hosted by Goria de Vamp, “the Gothic Goddess” who has been surrounded by controversy her entire career because of the raunchy, gory movies she shows and her outlandish, graphic, and over the top stunts she performs in between segments, all in the name of ratings. Meanwhile, station accountant and mail room clerk Ida Beancounter has been noticing some peculiarities in financial reports, strange invoices coming to the station, and missing petty cash. She has enlisted the help of Private Investigator Anthony “Ant” Tenna to perform surveillance around the station and to report any unusual occurrences.

The Fowl Players of Perryville Murder Mystery on the Western Maryland Scenic Railroad Cosine M for Murder Smarty is having a party, and you’re invited. The brightest minds of our community gather once a week to commiserate and pontificate on the issues of the day. It takes a big brain to be accepted into the Cosine Club. You have to score in the top 1% in the world on an IQ test. With such strict guidelines, some wonder how Cosine Club Founder Q. Bert Cosine can be a member. No one questions the IQ of Cosine Club President Sara Bellum, but she seems distracted by a financial problem. Is Cosine Club Treasurer P.J. Stackmoney up to no good? With all of this controversy, one has to wonder why Montessori University Professor Albert Bright would want to join the Cosine Club, but he is determined to prove himself worthy. It’s about the only thing he hasn’t accomplished. Bright is considered the world’s foremost authority on laser technology (he runs the Laser Lab at MU). Meanwhile, security guard Max L. Smart is here to make sure that everyone present is a genius, so you might have to take a pop quiz. Be ready for anything, because tonight, Cosine is a Tangent for Murder…

The Fowl Players of Perryville Murder Mystery on Western Maryland Scenic Railroad for details www.wmsr.com ennis Anyone?

It’s a big week in the world of Tennis- It once again time for one of the most famous events in Tennis- the simpleton Tennis Tournament! Famed announcer Coward Hosell is on hand to broadcast the festivities, and League Commissioner Dulaney Volley plans some major announcements for the sport-some potentially great news for Hall of Fame Player Arthur Rashe and potential Hall of Fame Candidate Martinia Havanova! Head of Security, Officer Harvey de Grace has his hands full, trying to keep things safe and orderly during this heavily attended event.

The Answer Is…Murder

This is the golden age of television-1954. On Thursday evening at 7:00 p.m. all of America turns their TV to the Silverstone Universal Network (SUN) to watch “The $100,000 Answer”. The show’s Hostess is none other than that fabulous former dancing cigarette sweetheart, the one and only Chastity White. The current winning contestant is Professor Klinkenhoffer of the Ethics and Law department at Stanford. Not everyone loves the show, as network head and CEO Silverstone is about to find out, when confronted with dissatisfied former contestant Chance Nelson. Chance has involved the FCC and they have sent FBI agent Bluesteel to investigate the accusations, here on a promotional tour.

The Fowl Players of Perryville Murder Mystery Show on The Western Maryland Scenic Railroad- www.wmsr.com for details Tonight is a very special night indeed. Tonight the very famous Italian chef Appletini is here to introduce a new dish that will knock your socks off and he has picked you to be the first ones to try it. It will be televised so if all goes well, there may be a new TV show for Appletini. At least, that’s what his manager Sexonda Beach hopes. A new show means money and money means Beach can get a cut of the dough. Of course, Appletini goes nowhere without his faithful sous chef B. Alexander who aids him with all things wonderful in the kitchen. Then there is Tom Collins, the event planner, who was a contestant on Appletini’s “Chef Flambe” reality show. Will Appletini remember him? Collins certainly hopes so. Of course, Appletini has a bit of a temper and can be quite the diva, so there is security tonight….just in case.

The Fowl Players of Perryville Murder Mystery Show on the Western Maryland Scenic Railroad!! see www.wmsr.com for details It’s PTA night at Cumberland High and everyone is watching Vice Principal Ivan Cheeden to see how well he does since rumor has it that he will be the replacement for retiring Principal Nearbe. In fact, Nearbe is so ready for retirement that he is missing this meeting to play golf. One person who is watching VP Cheeden is Secretary Shirley Oliver, who admires his leadership and maybe a little more. The school’s Social Studies teacher and last year’s Teacher of the Year winner, Mr. Aaron DeWhirl, is here to make sure his new globes get approved by VP Cheeden for classroom use. The PTA Treasurer, Mrs. Shiva Arm, is at the meeting, but is not happy since the check to purchase new bowling balls for the bowling ball team was “misplaced,” potentially costing her son, Alfred Arm, his bowling scholarship for college. Thankfully, Principal Nearbe sent Officer Chuck to make sure the PTA meeting goes well so he can retire peacefully on a high note.

Oct16

Big changes are taking place at a small local television channel! A desire to compete with bigger networks by new station owner and General Manager G.I. Lovecash has prompted changes that have shaken up the whole staff at WMRB TV in Cumberland MD. The network once prided itself on wholesome family oriented programming with shows featuring beloved local personalities such as the “Grecian Gourmet with Chef Georgiou Georgioupolis”. However, Lovecash plans to shake up the lineup with more scary and shocking programming with a new show hosted by Goria de Vamp, “the Gothic Goddess” who has been surrounded by controversy her entire career all in the name of ratings. (but is there more to this new host than meets the eye?) Meanwhile, station accountant and mail room clerk Ida Beancounter has been noticing some peculiarities in financial reports, strange invoices coming to the station, and missing petty cash. He has enlisted the help of company Security Officer Harvey de Grace to perform surveillance at the station and to report any unusual occurrences. What will happen next? Tune in to the Late Late Late Show.....if you dare!!!!

Oct2

Murder by 9 (8 Central)

Love it or hate it, reality TV appears to be here to stay, and no network is making more of a ratings splash in reality TV than NBS. The recent 9-week series "Whose Pants Are These?" took the world by storm, and viewers were shocked to learn that contestant Lee Strauss won the $1 million dollar prize by being the first to match nine pairs of pants with the show's nine contestants. It was a surprise ending because another contestant, Richard Castaway, sure seemed to have a knack for the game. He wasn't very liked by the audience, though (at least according to the network test groups). The host of "Whose Pants Are These" has been having a rough time since the show ended. There has been a "Variety" cover story that suggested that J.P. Pabst would not be invited back to host the other NBS reality shows in development. That shouldn't matter because Pabst certainly made a lot of money on the last show. Security guard Harvey de Grace knows that. There's very little that happens at NBS that Sullivan doesn't find out about during his late night security sweeps through everyone's private offices. NBS is making a killing, but will it be Murder by Nine?

Robert Lovett- Peter Pixel Richard Castaway- Adam Long Lee Strauss- Earle Scoggins J.P. Pabst- Alfred Guy Harvey de Grace- Michael Spedden